Fwd: Announcing Immunix SnackGuard

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>Date: Sun, 31 Mar 2002 15:19:11 -0800
>From: Crispin Cowan <crispin@wirex.com>
>Organization: WireX Communications, Inc.
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>To: bugtraq <bugtraq@securityfocus.com>
>Subject: Announcing Immunix SnackGuard
>
>New Product Release: SnackGuard
>WireX Communications, Inc.
>April 1, 2002
>
>WireX is pleased to announce the latest addition to the Immunix family of 
>security tools: SnackGuard. SnackGuard effectively guards your favorite 
>snacks in the break room from "snack smashing" attacks: the predations of 
>other hungry engineers. This protection is especially vital in these 
>trying times of unemployment, when nomadic tribes of hunter/gatherer geeks 
>roam the halls of once mighty dot.com's in search of food and caffeine.
>
>Following on StackGuard's "canary" defense, SnackGuard employs WireX's 
>patent-pending "turkey" defense: when SnackGuard detects the "gobbling" 
>noise of some turkey scarfing down your favorite pop tarts and heavily 
>caffeinated beverages, it issues a pink slip, halting the gobbler.
>
>While SnackGuard is effective in defending your snacks, it is not without 
>costs. SnackGuard increases run time when you are running to catch the bus 
>or the elevator, in that successful defense of your snacks tends to 
>increase "programmer's butt". Excessive consumption of caffeinated 
>beverages without intervening bathroom breaks may also induce personal 
>"buffer overflows".
>
>While SnackGuard is "free speech", it is not "free beer":  you may modify 
>and distribute this gag as you wish, but go buy your own brewskis.
>
>Crispin
>
>--
>Crispin Cowan, Ph.D.
>Chief Scientist, WireX Communications, Inc. http://wirex.com
>Security Hardened Linux Distribution:       http://immunix.org
>Available for purchase: http://wirex.com/Products/Immunix/purchase.html
>


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